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I saw this on one of my camper's myspace and thought it'd be interesting to see what my grade would be. And here we go...
More than 45 and you're a bad influence! (I wonder if I'll measure up?)
1. smoked: cigarettes make me cough. oh, yes.
2. consumed alcohol: malibu is yummy
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex: ummm...let's see...have I done that?
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex: unfortunantly
5. kissed someone of the same sex: a time or two ;)
6. had sex: oh thank god yes!
7. had someone in your room other than family: well i'm not a nun!
8. watched porn: yup. wish i did more often.
9. bought porn: can't say i ever did. Unless...the picture on our strap on box counts?
10. done drugs: i've done drug. well...and that half a tab once. did that count?
how many - 10
1. taken painkillers: two this week
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine: two this week. although, in my defense, i had the same perscription. i just never got it filled.
3. lied to your parents: yes. both. i feel bad.
4. lied to a friend: yes. I feel bad about that too.
5. snuck out of the house: i neve had to sneak. my mom just let me go. i was a good girl. tee hee
6. done something illegal: didn't i already answer that? i said i'd slept in the same bes with someone of the same sex. isn't that still illegal?
7. cut yourself: not on purpose. But, yes. Damn paper cuts.
8. hurt someone: emotionally? yes. physically? not purposefully.
9. wished someone to die: lynn tarver. i took it back. he's still alive so it didn't work. he was my evil step dad.
10. seen someone die: i saw someone living, i stepped outside so the nurses could care for him, and then 4 mintues later was told he was dead. i think that counts. i felt it. i saw his body there...dead and his skin was still warm.
how many - 9
1. missed curfew: never had one to miss
2. stayed out all night: many times
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself: the pint size...fo sho! i am an ice cream expert!
4. been to a therapist: yes. i hated it. it sucks when you go to someone for help but your brain capacity can run circles around theres. needless to say, it wasn't very helpful.
5. been to rehab: nope.
6. dyed your hair: yeah. not all over, but I had the bottom part pink before.
7. received a ticket: oh yeah. and be thrown in jail twice for tickets i didn't pay. oops.
8. been in an accident: yup. i've never been hurt in one though.
9. been to a club: laaaaaame. yes.
10. been to a bar: laaaaamer. yes.
how many - 8
1. been to a wild party: What's considered wild? i think so?
2. seen the Mardi Gras: ummm... yeah.
3. drank more than four beers in a night: nope. i cant honestly say i have not.
4. had a spring break in Florida: i had a spring freak out there. does that count/
5. sniffed anything: nail polish remover? no. nothing other than glue. hence the problems.
6. wore black nail polish: yeah. it didn't really fit my personality at that time though.
7. wore arm band: i think i've put cj's on before?
8. wore t-shirts with band names: uh huh. i think that's the majority of my wardrobe.
9. listen to rap: do i have to?!
10. own a 50 Cent CD: hell nah!
how many - 7
1. dressed gothic: for halloween once
2. dressed prep: everyday of high shool
3. dressed punk: um hum. not in awhile though.
4. dressed grunge: nope. That reminds me...i wasn't into kurt cobain unil much to late. :(
5. stole something: yes. and i feel bad. do i sound like a politician yet?
6. been too drunk to remember anything: nope
7. blacked out: yes. damn annemia
8. fainted: yes. damn annemia
9. had a crush on your neighbor: my neighbor in school. jason butler. burton....butler....we sat next to each other in second grade. he was the best boyfriend ever. he never asked me to have sex with him and he walked me to the water fountain everyday.
10. had someone sneak into your room: yes. i don't like to think about it.
how many - 8
1. snuck into someone else's room: why yes. yes i have.
2. had a crush on your best friend: yeah. tee hee.
3. been to a concert: no. well...i guess there was that one....hell yes!
4. dry-humped someone: embarrasing as it may be...yes.
5. been called a slut: not to my face. maybe during dirty sex? i don't know..honey? do you remember? lol
6. called someone a slut: pretty sure. again...honey?
7. installed speakers in your car: nope.
8. broken a mirror: maybe? i can't remember. hey...maybe that's where all the shit luck is coming from. damnit!
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.: yeah. nothing naughty though.
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush: honey? haha. yes.
how many - 8 1/2
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper: um...favotite rapper? i prefer the milky way wrapper...as long as the milky way is still inside of it and i can have it.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater: yes...see how naughty i am?
3. cruised the mall: haha...yeah. the good ole middle school days.
4. skipped school: yes. can you believe that? to meet two band dudes i met online.
5. had surgery: three times.
6. had an injury: i can't seem to go three years without breaking a foot. knock on wood.
7. gone to court: uh huh. and daddy didn't show up. fuck daddy.
8. walked out of a restaraunt without paying: yes. and this one i TRULY DO feel bad about. in fact...i think about it to this day. peer pressure is bullshit!
9. caught something on fire: um hum.
10. lied about your age: no but I'm about to start.
how many - 8
1. owned an apartment: i don't think i've ever owned anything except my car. sad but true.
2. broke the law in the police's presence: um hum...the second arrest was for that very reason.
3. cheated with someone: i kissed someone who had a girlfriend at the time. i, however, didn't know until after the fact.
4. got in trouble with the police: how many times are you gonna bring it up. shit...kickin' a dead horse people!
5. talked to a stranger: anybody need a ride? hehe. uh huh. sorry honey. : )are you tired of me calling you honey yet?
6. hugged a stranger: yes. sarah lintz
7. kissed a stranger: yes...new yrs 2000
8. rode in the car with a stranger: hitch hikers...uh huh.
9. been sexually harrassed: yes. moving on.
10. been verbally harrassed: yes. moving on.
how many - 10
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online: i've met face to vagina with someone i met online. oh...was that too much inforh.ation?
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight: yeah. back in the high school days.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight: honey? hehe...back in the good old days. yea.
4. watched TV for 12 hours straight: never
5. been to a fair: yeah. cj and i went last month. fun times!
6. been called a bad influence: i'm sure. i don't know why. as you can see...i'm completely innocent.
7. drink and drive: maybe one or two drinks. i've never driven drunk.
8. prank-called someone: hehe...what fun! heck yeah!
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex: blah blah blah. yes.
10. cheated on a test: oh yeah. majorly!!! got caught too! MAJORLY!!!
how many - 9
1. cheated on homework: um hum. who didn't when susan vo was in there class? smart chick.
2. held hands with someone of the opposite sex: wtf? yes.
3. been pushed into a pool: yes yes and yes
4. played pool: yeah. i like pool. i should play more. i should get better at it.
5. watched 5 hours of MTV straight: nah.
6. had a crush on someone 5 years older than you: yes...yuck but yes. it was disgusting.
7. had a crush on someone younger than you: yeah. my lil' ernie. hahaha!
8. worn eyeliner: a little. LOL!
9. skinny-dipped: fat dippin count?
10. laughed at a retarded person in a wheelchair: NO! What kind of sick fuckin' quiz is this?!
how many - 8
GRADE: 85 1/2 out of 100 ...wow....i guess i AM a bad influence. who'd a thunk it?
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